Seriously?

Man: (or Borg, hard to say...he was wearing a Bluetooth) I can't remember which of these I bought last time. Can I try them?
Me: Sure.
Man: It was fabulous with red wine.
Me: That's...neither of those really match well with red wine. Are you sure it was one of those two?
Man: Uh, no. Hmmm. It had little holes in it. It was pretty hard cheese.
Me: How about the aged Asiago?
Man: Yes! That's it. Can I taste it to make sure?
Me: Of course.
Man: I also want to taste this one...and this one.
Me: OK.
Man: And this one.
Me: Anything else?
Man: No, I think that's it.
Me: Alright, here's the Asiago and the Montasio.
Man: (hands me a piece of Manchego) I want to taste this one too.
Me: ...

It's time for this guy to keep a notebook of what he's tried and not tried. Nobody needs to try 7 different aged cheeses inside of 5 minutes, for real.