It's been a quiet week on the western front (work.) We did have one man become terribly indignant when one of my best minions asked if he needed help with the wine department.
"I most certainly do not. I have an excellent understanding of wine. I simply need to know if you carry a certain label."
OK, Slappy, let me get this right this time...what you're saying is: "I need help with the wine department."
*shakes head*
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I can't stop giggling at "Slappy."
I think he's confusing "an excellent understanding of wine" with "an unparalleled ability to be a pretentions jerkwad."
I agree with Jenn...unless "pretentious jerkwad" was the brand he was looking for and then it would be a perfect match! I think when they bottle "Prententious Jerkwad" you pull the cork out and it resembles your head, thus enabling the buyer to imagine what it would be like to pull his own head of his ass.
LOLOLOLOL
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