A Two Parter, to Make Up for Lost Time

I've got two from yesterday. Woo!

Exhibit A:

Customer: Do you have more of this? (The customer is clearly holding something in one of her hands, but she is holding down low near her waist.)
Retail Clerk: More of what, dear?
Customer: This. Do you know if you have any more of it?
Retail Clerk: I'm sorry, I can't see what you've got there. Could you show it to--
Customer: If you can't SEE it, then you don't KNOW. (walks off)

Exhibit B:

Customer: I wanted to know which cheeses are made by people who don't kill their cows when the cows are finished giving milk.
Retail Clerk: ...
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Man, I would have given my eyeteeth to have participated in Exhibit B. If you don't know that pretty much all cows go to the knackers when their milking seasons are over, your reality needs more adjusting than we're capable of at the market.